I cannot follow New Girl to save my life. I watch it, it get two minutes into it then I get distracted an by the end of the show I’m so confused.
The best Gilmore Girls dialogue ever.
Babette: just you wait till spring; you're gonna wake up one morning and pow! Color coming out of your ying yang!
Lorelai: (to Rory) I'm going to have color coming out of my ying yang
Rory: maybe then you'll finally get a man
I laugh till I can't breathe every. single. time.
Trix: Though perhaps, if Emily could have the meal served on time, Richard would have more inducement to get home at a reasonable hour.
Emily: *pointing at Trix* I SAW HER KISSING A MAN IN A TRACK SUIT!
Trix's friends: *GASP*
Bicycle, unicycle, unitard, hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey monkey underpants.– Lorelai Gilmore (via kat-dog)
carissssaerin12: All I want to do is lay on the couch all day every day and re-watch my Gilmore Girls series. Is that really so wrong?
I am gonna take care of myself this time, big brother. I’m gonna do all the...– Liz Danes (via cristoff)
Rory: Hi. I'd like a large caramel macchiato with an extra shot and whipped cream, please.
Coffee guy: Coming up.
Rory: Wait, um hold on, how much is that?
Coffee guy: $4.85.
Rory: Okay, better drop the extra shot. What does that make it?
Coffee guy: $4.20.
Rory: Better make it a small, what does that make it?
Coffee guy: $3.30.
Rory: Better drop the whipped cream, what does that make it?
Coffee guy: Less calories.
Rory: Just a plain old small coffee, please.
astrovisionary: big reason why i cant live in... →
astrovisionary: people dont dance there. it’s like a thing. the only time i saw a room of people dance was at the maha afterparty at mojos. and i have a feeling that was only because everyone knew each other, was very drunk, and a little older and dont go out very often. there’s nothing wrong with…
annabeldreams: It really upsets me that I’ve never been to Al’s Pancake World.
I’m your Ava Gardner.– Lorelai Gilmore (via perpetual-fascination)
I forgot how much April ruined everything on...
Lorelai: So tell me about the interview. I wanna hear everything! You walked in the door, wanna hear what kind of door. You sat in a chair, what kind of chair? Go!
Dean: I hate him!
Rory: He didn't do anything...
Dean: HE'S HERE. HE'S BREATHING, THAT'S ENOUGH.
Season 1, Episode 2: 'The Lorelais' First Day at...
Rory: [about the Chilton students] They kept calling me "Mary."
Lorelai: You're kidding me. Wow, I cannot believe they still say that!
Lorelai: Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
Rory: You're kidding.
Rory: Well, what would have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
Lorelai: Well, they might have added a "Magdalene" to it.
The whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping-pong tables...– Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls)
It tasted pink. I mean like, really, really pink! God, its like drinking a “my...– Luke (Gilmore Girls)